A guy goes to the doctor to complain that his penis has
turned orange. The doctor asks, "Have you changed medications? Has your
diet changed? Has your wife changed laundry detergent?" The man says,
"No, no, and no."
The doctor asks, "Have their been any other changes in your life?" The man replies that he retired.
The doctor asks, "So what do you do now that you're retired?"
The man replies, "Oh, you know, hang around!"
His wife interrupted, "I don't call it 'hanging around.' I call it 'watching pornography
and eating Cheetos'."